Pants 0. Shit 1.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I should be sponsored by Trojan
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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