How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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