haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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