IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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