dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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