How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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