have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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