We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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