Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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