all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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