Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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