I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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