they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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