at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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