well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing