remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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