is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him