So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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