i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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