I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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