i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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