It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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