how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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