WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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