Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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