Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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