"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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