Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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