I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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