i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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