already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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