You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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