i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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