we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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