I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just pee around me
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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