I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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