can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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