What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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