quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i may or may not be watching the land before time
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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