Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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