after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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