why didn't you poke me back
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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