Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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