is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he shaved USA in his pubs
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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