Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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