mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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