Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You ruined the universe
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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