I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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