i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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