searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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