3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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