I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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