I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!