i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
