My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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