i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
why is half of my head shaved?
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