his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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